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Assmonkeys

A common expression of surprise. Also an adjective to describe how a day went, or what a person looks like. It can also be a monkey found sitting upon an ass.
"How was your day"
"Assmonkey"

or

"HOLY ASSMONKEYS!"

or

When at the zoo, "Mommy, mommy! Come look at this assmonkey!"
by AndTheOxenRanFree February 22, 2011
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assmonkey

a person who has monkey grip and always talks about ass
you fucking assmonkey
by gfb4life November 8, 2016
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BADMONKEYGAMER

A stupid gamertag and if you have this you are a fat freak
Hey look its badmonkeygamer LOL WHAT A FREAK
by CHINA MAN 123 November 28, 2020
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assmonkey

All other definitions of the word assmonkey here are describing Donald Trump Junior just perfect!
by oxytocynic_official November 15, 2021
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Batmonkey_vr

Many people can clap batmonkey_vr
by Reversemonkey_vr March 9, 2022
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Bushmonkey

Dang!! Look at that dang ol bushmonkey right there, fucking majestic
by Rill@boom98 February 16, 2023
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