Joe Bastian

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.

Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…

by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023

Max Bastian

Hella hot dude who pulls lots of bitches

“Yo bro, you pull hella bitches, you must be Max Bastian.”
“Correct.”

by Jasper the great March 7, 2025

Joe Bastianich

The asshole judge from MasterChef who makes Gordon Ramsay look nice, he's not even a real chef and just inherited everything from his mother. Also he's a fucking asshole.

Joe Bastianich has such a smackable face.

by TheForbiddenSilver December 1, 2025

Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis

He's lost

Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.

by anonymous November 22, 2021