bash the bishop

when you go to have a wank

as in, hes goin to aash his bishop

by bobby bobler October 16, 2003

bash-fu

bash-fu, bash fu or bashfu: well honed BASH voodoo skills.

ex.: Your Java skills are good, but they are no match for my bash-fu.
ex.: The bash-fu is great within this one.

by Szakats June 17, 2008

bash one out

to wank, masturbate, jack off

I got home and bashed one out

by Don Kiddick May 26, 2004

bash the back doors in

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

by The Spike February 22, 2007

bashtag

The act of using the category listing device on twitter for the darker purpose of insulting or bashing someone. Can also be used as a insult towards people who intentionally use hashing on Facebook when it serves no actual purpose.

I discovered my daughter possibly did not enjoy our family bonding when she updated her status saying, "went to the zoo with family #boring #kill me#why do they hate me". That little bashtag just won her a summer pass to the damn zoo.

by Rileyfer May 9, 2013

bashank

Something that is totally crap or someone who is acting stupid.

That movie was totally bashank.
Sarah is being bashank today, don't bother even calling her.

by nonya11 April 26, 2009

Bahtzii

A common phrase for a group of wankers who start a group instagram account to show how often they eat steamed chicken, jerk each other off and workout.

"Fuck, that cunt is part of those Bahtzii wankers"

by M.assiveA.sshole89 August 18, 2018