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Baguette Bashing

A slang term for french male masturbation.
Pierre was in his room all night, baguette bashing.
by PezPot September 28, 2018
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bushitosis

Bush - it - osis.

A condition which compells the inflicted spew right wing moralistic judgements, fundamentalist "conservative" views and make statements inferring blind support for the Bush administration.
MaryAnn just can't shut up about the "sanctity of the family". She has a really bad case of Bushitosis.

Paul has the worst case of Bushitosis I have ever seen. He yells "Hell yea, bomb the fuckers" every time he hears Bush say the word Iraq.
by Ellie "Easy-E" Strogen April 6, 2006
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batshit fucking insane

I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.
by spiraling February 14, 2005
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Barshit

Barshit can be a synonym for the word bullshit.
If someone cuts you off while your driving, you say "thats barshit"

Barshit also tends to be followed by the word unherman.

You can pronounce unherman with a silent H for a more effictive saying. So it would sound like unerman.

Barshit and Unherman both originate from the Armitage household, which has been adopted by the Hurdons, and other families.

Both words sound better when used in a Country/Hick accent.
I lost Bingo! Barshit!

Aaaaah, we have to canoe back to shore in a thunder storm, barshit - unherman!
by cattybeav June 11, 2011
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bashtag

The act of using the category listing device on twitter for the darker purpose of insulting or bashing someone. Can also be used as a insult towards people who intentionally use hashing on Facebook when it serves no actual purpose.
I discovered my daughter possibly did not enjoy our family bonding when she updated her status saying, "went to the zoo with family #boring #kill me#why do they hate me". That little bashtag just won her a summer pass to the damn zoo.
by Rileyfer May 9, 2013
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batshit crazy

The woman in the riddle below, is batshit crazy, no further explanation needed.

A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?

The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.
You kill your sister to get your crushes phone number?! You batshit crazyyyyyyy.
by Bats shit, sometimes. August 14, 2023
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tonsil bashing man hammer

A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!
Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!

Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!
by uglycarnie November 23, 2010
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