bartlebeer

Low-Carb Energy Beer!

Bartlebeer was invented by Rick Bartleman. It is the greatest beer in the world. It's not currently available to the public, but will be soon.

Listen to all the happy people cheer, they are excited now that they have BartleBeer! When you want to start late, and end early. Don't want your gut to become all burly. Don't mix something in your beer, that will spoil it. You will just end up all night at the toilet! Keep your body happy, and let the world hear. WE ALL LOVE, BARTLEBEER!

by YouNeek1 February 7, 2008

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek a influncer on tiktok with 200k followers

People say she looks like Zoe and sometimes call her zoe
But she’s nothing like Zoe

Jasmine bartek is not Zoe

by Ghala<3 November 10, 2021

Dan Kingsley Bartlett

A Dan Kingsley Bartlett (a.k.a. Daniel Kingsley Bartlett, Dan Bartlett or Penishead) is known as a dickhead and has no morals. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett is someone who loves to start fights and provoke people for no reason when they are minding their own businesses and having conservations amongst themselves that has noting to do with that person. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett has a penis on their forehead and has a hot sister. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett can give it to people but can't take it. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett hates people because of their birthplace or something they have no control over, while anyone with any moral values hate Dan Kingsley Bartlett because of the reasons stated. These three words used together are more offensive than cunt, fuck, bitch, nigger or any other swear word in the English language and should never be used in public.

Two people seeing who can give out a bigger insult...
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.

by a person with morals January 2, 2012

Barthelemy

A gorgeous french boy who has developed an enormous amount of taste in several subject, women, art, food... all of these subjects are mastered by a Barthelemy.

Oh, look a Barthelemy, let's ask some advices!

by h.l.h February 5, 2010

bartier

a badass bitch with lots of money

girl 1: did you see cardi?
girl 2: yeah, she’s a bartier

by bhabygirl January 7, 2018

Bartley Green School

Full of skets and fuck boys. Deadest school in England. FEATURES MISS JACKIE CHAN. Says Outstanding but really is requires improvement

Thats schools like bartley green school: shit

by TheFinesser December 27, 2018

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

by Call me Edward Cullen February 21, 2009