barnacle back

The state of a persons back; when they do not wash their back during a shower, the accumulation of dirt and dry skin which literally looks like barnacles.

"Look at that chick in the tube top,she has a barnacle back!"

barnacle back by bopshug April 10, 2013

Barnacle Boy 

The words you can say to mean "Fuck Boy" or "Fuck Boi" when you can't swear. In the television series, "SpongeBob SquarePants," the word 'baracle' is used as a curse word, giving it its place in the phrase "Barnacle Boy" as an alternative to "Fuck Boy/boi".

Me: Oh my god; I just spotted the fuckiest fuck boy.
Random Person: *gasp* Don't say that -- he's a Barnacle Boy!

Barnacle Boy by BootyHole December 26, 2014

barnacle-head 

Somebody who is so slow, dense and vacuous that they are easily compared to the stationary parasitic marine organism (used in Spongebob Squarepants)

"Josie is such a barnacle-head, she got an 800 on the SAT's."

barnacle-head by TheBrad June 27, 2007

Barnacle Head 

Barnacle head is a term used by Spongebob's gang and is technically a swear word in Bikini Bottom.

Hey barnacle head. You suck ass

Barnacle Head by Clover395 June 1, 2020

barnacle script 

A stand-alone software module that can be slapped onto an existing application to enhance it's function or performance.

This is typically a JavaScript file that can be linked in a vanilla web page to add -- at load time -- Rich Internet Application (RIA) behaviors to the existing UI controls.

A "pefect" barnacle would be effective without any other changes to the web page code (but would allow incremental additions of attributes to customize the behavior).

I found a smart-table barnacle script we can stick on our web page to make those tables sortable and filterable.

I wrote a calendar barnacle that automatically converts any input box with class="date" to a calendar picker field.

barnacle script by jfkelley June 16, 2009

Barnacle Loaf

A shit so rough it feels like it's caked in barnacles. Often caused by eating to much popcorn.

Dude I had the worst case of Barnacle Loaf this morning and my asspipe is still killing me.

Barnacle Loaf by singin quimby August 18, 2010

barnacle boy 

Alternative to "fuck boy"

Johnny is such a barnacle boy!

barnacle boy by BootyHole December 26, 2014