by smobowser October 5, 2019
I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.
by urbancocktionary December 14, 2011
Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.
by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008
A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
by NoodleDoodler February 7, 2014
Somebody who is so slow, dense and vacuous that they are easily compared to the stationary parasitic marine organism (used in Spongebob Squarepants)
by TheBrad June 5, 2007
by K.N.N. November 12, 2008