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balloonimous

Of or like a balloon.
He had become so completely full of himself; his head was balloonimous.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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Diarrhea Balloon

When you fill a water balloon with your own diarrhea and throw it at someone, drenching them in your own feces.
John wanted to get revenge on Pete because he had screwed his wife the night before, so he decided to throw a Diarrhea Balloon at him.
by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014
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Chinese spy balloon

A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon

Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
by Phys the rapist February 8, 2023
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balloonknot

Im going to go get my ballonknot licked.
by MBC March 31, 2003
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Balloon Boy

To Make A Scene in order to gain attention. Like the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.
News Journalist: So why did you stay in the closet when everyone was looking for you?

Dad: (Grime Look)

Balloon Boy: Because I did it for the Show.

Dad: What He Means Is....
by J|C October 15, 2009
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lead balloon

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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dirty balloon knot

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.
by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019
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