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baritone seal

1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.

2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.
1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"

2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!
by glandcyclops August 19, 2008
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Algrei Gabrielle Baliton

Algrei Gabrielle Baliton:

someone who plays basketball

someone who is not a rapist

someone who is respected as a baller

a baller
Algrei Gabrielle Baliton is a basketball player.
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Baritone

Moi.

The medium male singing voice. Plays the nasties in opera and musical theater: cruel prison wardens and other villains.
It's a rather sensuous voice range... although the tenor range is quite sexy for moi... what does it matter?

Tenor, baritone, or bass, the male voice turns me on!
by Sam October 28, 2004
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baritone

also a brass instrument, as well as a voice. alternatively it is a serious medical condition that can be fatal if not treated immediately. it is known as kidney baritones.
i cant come into work, ive got the baritones.
by bucket princess October 30, 2003
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Baptor

A Baptor in Raptor Pastor clothing.

A Baptor delivering C.D.T. (Consciously directed thought) to his community Church members at large, while host-Gatored by a Nephinal 'Loosh' eating; behind the veil; old-world; dream-world; real-world parasite. Either with conscious linear time constructs operated through favorite hypnosis trigger objects like Bibles, or operated thought cut down with good old basic "just copying what The London Seminaries taught me cause my ministering and vocal expression is severely cut short due to being a denominational New World Order Sell-Out.

A Pastor bravely fights his inner Baptor against the raptors of the Matrix peacefully by saying, "Agent Smith, I now know you and your Cern Southern Antarctic ice-slices, are responsible for the really weird and strange 2019 Quantum Bible Effect, Oh break a mirror, Now Matrix is in the Bible? Police! Can we just hug and makeup? Afterall Jups was in Libra for the past year; Agent Smith haven't we learned anything about increasing truce?
Baptor ministered his Mothers-Day sermon to the bubbling community: like a hungry athletic Wolf.
by creativeflame December 30, 2018
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baritone beg

when you use a deep voice to mimic the command used in courtrooms or other arguments.
The baritone beg made everyone take the historical American seriously.
by Coop Dupe December 4, 2019
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Baritone

An in-development learning AI for minecraft primarily used to path finds throughout the vast biomes of the game
jim: "where is he going?"
bob: "he is using baritone to get to a portal"
by pusyy April 14, 2020
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