bazoons

Gigantic boobs compared to balloons!

Damn, check out the bazoons on that one!

by 4theluvofboobs July 21, 2009

Baboon Juicer

Butt fucking someone so hard that when the penis is withdrawn, several inches of the receiver's lower intestines come out and are exposed, and then milk the penis to orgasm.

Jay ass-banged that chick so hard he got the Baboon Juicer.

by TeddyRuckspin August 12, 2011

A baboonaphile

One who molests Baboons

Once caught in a sexual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a Sex offenders record as a Baboonaphile...

by Monkey basket June 9, 2003

frosted baloon

The act of ejaculating into a condom while doing a chick and after words dumping the contents on her head

I gave her a frosted baloon when I was done doing her

by none February 18, 2005

you baboon

When someone does something stupid, or acts in a way that might lead people to think they are stupid

Julian said Blake is gay
Julian, omg you baboon

by dayton_byrne1 January 18, 2018

Baboonery

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.

1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.

by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

Bamon

A combination of two names made into one. For FanFic reasons; just for a love of a certain couple. In this case the names are Bonnie and Damon (combined to one) from The Vampire Diaries.

Bamon Fan #1: Don't you just love my Bamon poster?
Bamon Fan #2: What? I never thought they were a couple yet!
Bamon Fan #1: Oh yeah I just cropped Elena's face out and pasted Bonnie's. See, Damon really has his arms around her! Ahhh <3

by Hiath September 16, 2011