Ballooning

To get high, as in smoking weed, to the point where you feel like you're flying in a hot air balloon.

Man, we went ballooning last night... I couldn't even say my own name I was so far up in the clouds.

by jimbo-jenkins May 28, 2010

Water Ballooning

the practice of urination in ones partner whilst wearing a condom

"honey we are going to have to stop, one needs a slash"
"that's ok honey you can keep water ballooning me"

by Owen Karlsonick October 14, 2011

Water Ballooning

When you cum in a girl so much her stomach inflates.

Yo me and Rochell were fucking then that bitch turned into a water balloon. Water Ballooning.

by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

ballooning

Ballooning is when you and possibly another friend steal a huge bunch of mylar balloons from a grocery store, like a Safeway, for example, then take them to greet your friend at the airport.

Care should be taken to check the flight landing time however, so they don't come in early and you're just stuck with all those balloons.

Pike: Hey Farkus - let's go to the Backside and have a few drinks then go Ballooning when Gordon flies in tonight!

Farkus: Hell yeah!

by candyman22 September 9, 2019

Blooning

a rare subgenre of BDSM involving the defense of a tower of inflated women from a horde of naked malnourished men under 5’4

my girlfriend and i have gotten way into
blooning lately. those little men stood no chance against my raw sexual appeal!

by iceicebb April 4, 2021

Ballooning over Paris

Is a sexual act that resembles a hot air balloon ride. While the girl isn't looking, one guy pinches his foreskin while urinating and starts ballooning. Then the other guy drops his "ballast bags" on the girl's chest like a Cleveland steamer. When the girl opens her mouth to scream, the other guy pops the "balloon" by releasing his foreskin in her face trying to get as much in her mouth as possible. Finally, the guys high five, forming an Eiffle tower.

Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.

Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.

Jay's girlfriend wanted to go on a romantic hot air balloon ride for their anniversary, but I helped him give her a ballooning over Paris instead. Afterwards I got to chili dog her while he ate out.

by Phyllis von Merkin September 14, 2010

water ballooning

Similar to "docking" where after touching heads, one uncircumcised homo puts his foreskin over the other fuckin homo's head and pisses thus creating the "water balloon" effect.

Ben managed to keep the sheets dry, until his pathetic cock's water ballooning seal broke ans his water balloon exploded all over Mike's bed.

by Dick Dastardley December 15, 2016