Baltard

A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!

---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!

by ringringBANG June 22, 2010

BALARKEY

Closely associated to the word malarkey, BALARKEY holds the same definition meaning in terms of it referring to nonsense, however, an additional adjective is added by replacing the “M” in malarkey, with a “B.” By doing this, the word Malarkey, meaning “nonsense,” is now BALARKEY, meaning “bitch-ass nonsense.”

Man, home girl makes no sense whatsoever. She just be mad, everything that comes out of her mouth is Balarkey.

by RacCity April 5, 2019

josh ballard

Boy who posted a suicide notice in a Myspace bulletin before killing himself.

The case was allegedly over a girl.

His myspace continues to be logged in by police and family members.

From: "you BROKE my LIFE"
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"

Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.

by Jonni Suicide May 30, 2006

balkan

Of or relating to the Balkan Peninsula or the Balkan Mountains.

by Cool Guy June 4, 2003

ballarious

to laugh so hard it feels as if your balls are about to fall off

man that guy is so ballarious, he always has something funny to say

by defdoel August 10, 2008

balkanize

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.

Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!

by psients October 24, 2006

balarcky

Meaning Bullshit, False or untrue.

She was full of Balarcky.
That example is Balarcky

by Justin Leader November 28, 2006