C.C.A. Baldi Middle School

The best-rated middle school in Philadelphia, largely due to the overly strict rules of discipline and uniform. Located at Verree and Marchman roads. It combines the puny, slightly innocent 11-year-olds, with the much more mature and perverted 14-year-olds whose main topic of conversation is pubic hair. Most children spend their first month figuring out the circular hallways and the dizzying amount of staircases. The word 'detention' does not exist in the 7th grade world, it's a suspension or nothing. The building is either extremely cold or extremely hot. Russians and Mexicans make up most of the population.

C.C.A. Baldi Middle School is an utter piece of faggotry.

by Katyusha. April 17, 2010

Baldi

A firm, determined, erotic, ferocious, shake-weight-esque, professionally delivered, precisely executed hand job, full of motion in a climate controlled crib. All of your problems are released in five minutes when receiving a Baldi.

Clifford: Yo Dutchy just got a Baldi in the crib!
Felix: Dude I got one in the attic!
Frederick: I'm next in line!
Pablo: Who wants a Baldi?!?!

by baldilover69 January 12, 2011

baldilocks

Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??

by Gelder and Mark July 9, 2005

Baldie John

a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.

Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim

by Roo#1 December 30, 2008

Baldilocks

The top of the head has no hair (bald), but the rest of the head is still growing.

Jay admired the pride of the dude who had baldilocks.

by happytk May 7, 2016

Baldi

A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.

'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'

by Git Slepped July 20, 2018

Baldaphobic

You’re against and racist towards bald people

Oh my god, she hates bald people she’s baldaphobic

by NoHomoBruhhh August 3, 2018