Baosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Bao uwu

Me: I am baosexual
Candice: Sheeesh
Deez: Sheeesh

by Koi Fish but like Fish June 22, 2021

Basssexual

The sexual attraction to any bass instrument(contrabass, bass clarinet...etc), however it is mostly based on the attraction of a bass guitar

Man 1: I have aa friend who is basssexual

by Alternatesexual February 2, 2022

Bikesexual

To only feel sexual desire to bicycles. This can include motorised bicycles.

God, after Chris Hughes admitted he was bikesexual the world has never been the same.

by Lolcat Eater March 16, 2009

bikosexual

Bikosexual is basically part heterosexual and part metrosexual. Bikosexual people are straight, but like some things that some people would consider to be gay. Bikosexual guys enjoy listening to rock/rap whatever "guy" music as well as "girl" music such as "pop" or any other girl-ish music... Bikosexuals dress and act like normal heterosexual men but are very secure with their masculinity so they are capable of joking around and acting gay sometimes... Bikosexuals are easy to talk to and get along with. Bikosexuals are very open and can relate with the opposite sex. Bikosexuals are also very loyal and honest with their friends, and don't ever cheat either. Bikosexuals are usually really good looking and are usually surrounded by the opposite sex. Basically, Bikosexual people are the coolest people ever...

Girl: Omg, that guy is so hot, why is he listening to pop music, is he gay?
Guy: Heck no! he's just bikosexual. It's kinda like being metrosexual but cooler.... and he's straight...
Girl: Damn!! that's the kind of guy I need to get!

by FShadow7 July 5, 2006

Bandsexual

The sexual affiliation of members in a marching band whom ACT homosexual, but the person whom is bandsexual would never have the intent of doing anything sexual with another person of the same sex. Bandsexuality is usually affiliated with the tuba and drumline sections in marching bands; particularly marching bands in the Midwest United States, especially in Ohio. (NOTE: Persons whom are classified as bandsexual usually have a boy/girlfriend and have most likely had sex with the opposite gender.)

The bandsexual tuba player humped the percussionist.

by ohioan tuba January 29, 2007

barsexual

a person, particularly women, who change sexual orientation after a couple of shots at the bar.

Linda's lesbian friend was right; that straight girl was a total barsexual!

by OverHeard4071 August 5, 2009

Bardsexual

Bardsexual is for people who love the Bard and of course, do the Bard. For Barding a Bard may actually be harmful to a fellow Bard, but that just makes being a Bard more Bardful.

“I love Bard.”
“Then you must be Bardsexual.”

by Anonymous Mate.247 February 10, 2022