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can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time
Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"
by chants_UwU May 18, 2022
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Is a line from a song called "Welcome to the Black Parade" but can be referred to Gerard Way, the singer of My Chemical Romance as well
A: Who's The Savior of The Broken, The Beaten and The Damned?
B:It's Gerard Way
by NatDogg6240 March 21, 2020
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Buzzer-Beater

After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!

rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)
Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo
by buzzer_beater June 18, 2013
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wife-beater shirt

The term is slang for a sleeveless white T-shirt – the kind famously worn by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky and Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire. Its reputation comes from those wearing the shirts while engaged in domestic violence.
"Check out that due in the dingy wife-beater shirt."
by The Trash Man May 24, 2014
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Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.
Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
by Theinsultist May 16, 2014
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nigga beater

black cane caried by police officers and/or sequerity guards. term is used in miami by african americans as well as other races. originated from L.A. police officers beating black people with it
oh shit clyde watch out he got a nigga beater
by myke prez June 11, 2006
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nigger beater bat

Those cheep skinny black T-ball bats you get at WalMart or the Dollar store that last about half an hour.
Hey Joe, John got all pissed of last night cause I wailed on him with a two nigger beater bats.
by snoochie boochies February 7, 2008
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