bageling

VERB. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.

We should all go bageling this Thursday!

by K Little June 26, 2009

bageling

the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.

Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.

by bumblingbando May 31, 2004

bageling

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009

Bagelingus

When going down on your yeasty girlfriend is not unlike licking cream cheese from the side of a bagel.

my slut's getting her period next week, so i figured bagelingus was better than pizzalingus.

by ReverendHatesDJs January 31, 2010

Badgering

The act of ejaculating into bushy black hair, creating a white stripe

This can be either pubic or facial hair.

Phil and Dave often engaged in badgering, never remembering their wet wipes.

by Third floor massive February 17, 2022

gadgeting

What people do when they are constantly on their gadgets. Verb.

Can you please stop gadgeting so I can talk to you?

by Rikki Tango September 12, 2017

Jen-Badgering

When someone named Jen badgers someone constantly over deadlines or other information.

She won't stop Jen-Badgering me over this email.

by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021