A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 13, 2015
A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.
Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
by That_Toast_Swag June 5, 2011
To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.
Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?
Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex
Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex
by scooter the chubby chaser February 11, 2016
The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018
by St0n3rb@be420 October 16, 2020
by BackWood Lover1 November 27, 2019
A cigar made for rolling weed the only good thing it comes in alot of great flavors and gets you high but its mostly the nicotine high
- its expensive
- its veiny hard to roll
- its stale alot
- too much nicotine
- its expensive
- its veiny hard to roll
- its stale alot
- too much nicotine
My last choice for roll up Alot of new school rappers have popularized backwoods but they are dumb its dutches all day
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021