Windy backhoe

The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.

Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?

by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019

Ketchikan backhoe

Alaskan phrase referring to using 3 or more people in a conveyer belt style to remove a dead animal out of a valley or hole usually from hunting but also farm animals.

We had to use a Ketchikan backhoe to retrieve the deer from the creek bottom.

by bigbear24 November 21, 2022

The Backhoe

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.

My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.

by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024

Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.

Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."

by Mason Wade February 16, 2025

Tallahassee Backhoe

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.

He was giving him the Tallahassee Backhoe after work.

by Dependsformen June 26, 2025

Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.

Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.

by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019

backhole

the gaping blackness, the ever growing void, the all devouring maw that is nikocado avocado's uncensored onlyfans asshole

I need a million backholes sent to this mans dms immediately!

by subtoleonard March 13, 2022