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Backyard-Racing

One of the many sports that is a branch of Darkour.

Backyard-Racing involves one or more person(s) that find themselves hopping fences through the suburbs for various reason. It can be defined as: random fun, escape routes, stealing bikes, breaking lawn furniture, pool hopping, entering unlocked garages, ripping down clothes lines, placing lawn furniture in neighbors yard (neighboring), féncing, looking for grown marajuana, trampoline jumping, hammock squatting or anything creatively hell raising.

Usually best to do at night although guard dogs can be a problem.

And not too fun in the winter, considering wet socks are the most buzzkill thing that can happen to a person.
"Dude I was Backyard-Racing yesterday, and somebody had a fucking mirror on their fence. When I saw my reflection I thought it was the house owner watching me. Gave me a heart attack."

"Yo, I got this bike from Backyard-Racing."

"That dog chased me right out of his yard."
by Shadeuxx March 5, 2010
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Texter Backer

A person who can be relied on to text back.

They are usually the person you choose to text if you need a reply quickly.
"Hey, what's the address we're supposed to go to?"

"I dunno, but I'll text Jim. He's a texter backer."
by Yomin_Carr March 31, 2010
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Backyard Bottomslash

The very best kind of buttsecks: out in the open, scarin' all the neighbors.

(This actually references a character's NAME in the Japanese manga-based novel Death Note: Another Note. Although there wasn't much buzz about the name in Japan, the manga nerds of the US were laughing their...well, asses off.)
A. Signs you've been backyard bottomslashing:

1) You and your lover always have unexplainable all-over tans.

2) Your neighbors keep threatening to have you taken away for public indecency.

3) So do all those bastards at the pool.

4) So does your little sister.

5) You can't read the Death Note novel without getting turned on.

6) You know exactly how hard it is to try to get a grass stain off of your knees, chest, AND back...all in the same day.

7) And of course, it always helps if you're gay.

B. Nerd One: "Dude, I tried to read Another Note but I couldn't stop laughing at the buttsexx0r name!"

Nerd Two: "I know. I started an online fanbase for it, Backyard Bottomslashers Anonymous."
by Cursed-blessings September 26, 2009
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Buckeye Trail High school

Buckeye Trail Highschool is located in buttfuck knowhere, Guernseey County, Ohio. This school has many cousinfuckerredneckhilbillyhonkytonkpeasantblockheadloobybootmulletloving ass motherfuckers. Most of them like to rev their big ole trump themed truck engines in the school parking lot.
Kamden- “Hey doesn’t that kid go to Buckeye Trail High school?” *pointing at the hill billy redneck kid with the mullet*
by fistedyourmom September 5, 2021
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baby backed bitch

Anyone who does not have the balls to do something, or someone who is extremely annoying.
by WTFisApseudonym January 22, 2009
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Bad backer

This is someone who fakes a disability to claim benefits. Eg carrying a walking stick that never touches the floor.
He's a bad backer
by GkTrax November 21, 2016
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I’m in yo backyard

I’m in yo backyard is how Jay Money says I’ll see you tomorrow.
I’m in yo backyard wit my glock
by Jay_money_000 May 26, 2021
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