awkwardism

A condition in which a person identifies themselves as being awkward.

"Your friend is showing signs of awkwardism."

by R. Pieces June 16, 2016

awkwardice

(noun) a lenght of time or moment in which two or more close friends find themselves displaying awkward behavior because of some conversation or another. Mainly happens after too much booze, or through text message.

"After we caught him molesting the cat, there was no way to get rid of the awkwardice."

by Epic Calligraphy March 21, 2010

awkwardism

Awkwardism is the state of always feeling awkward. Many may use this in the terms of Aspengers. Although Awkwardism isn't a direct diagnoses, it is a personal feel and can be determined by ones self

I have a severe case of awkwardism.

by Heyheyhey October 7, 2016

Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

by Manderson April 1, 2008

awkwardyze

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. a homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I made it ABUNDANTLY clear, I was spitting game to Evalina.

by AVIREZ May 13, 2005

cross campus awkwardness

when your friends yell random things about you across the school to someone you had a thing for a long time ago

aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness

by assy mcsluttyballs January 16, 2010

Awkwardicilious

A higher level of awkard.

For example this convo is so awkwardicilious.
Or you are so awkwardicilious.

by Tallilicious August 6, 2010