Their greatest achievement was making the world think Hitler was German.
Their 2nd greatest achievement was making the world belive WW1 was started by the Germans.
Their 2nd greatest achievement was making the world belive WW1 was started by the Germans.
"Hey you know that country Austria?"
"The birthplace of Hitler and the starter of WW1?"
"Thats the one!"
"The birthplace of Hitler and the starter of WW1?"
"Thats the one!"
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When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.
What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal
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Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.
One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.
The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.
One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.
The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
*Reclining shirtless in a lawn chair*
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”
*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”
…
Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”
Kane: “awwww yeah…”
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”
*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”
…
Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”
Kane: “awwww yeah…”
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Get the Austrian tea mug.A sexual act involving two people wearing matching soccer jerseys. One partner holds the feet of the other, holding that partner up in a wheelbarrow position while simultaneously urinating on the partner being held up. In an act of sexual submission, the partner being held up mops the urine on the floor his or her head.
Donald Trump would kill to have Ivanka give him an Austrian Street Sweeper, but he'd be better off asking R-Kelly.
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