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A derogatory term for the peoples of Australia, otherwise known as porcine dross.

Australians are flatulent, ugly, boorish and generally have the intellectual capacity of a slug. Universally loathed the world over, Aussies often delude themselves into believing they are a superior to other nations because they are world champions in minority sports such as women’s netball and toad racing

Widely ridiculed as utterly useless Aussies are in fact quite well suited to menial work such as pulling pints for Englishmen in London where they provide a valuable source of cheap labour.
The Aussies whineged incessantly as the Kiwis and Poms beat them again.
Aussie by Kiwi Bob February 25, 2007
An aussie is a person belonging to an unhealthy, unhygenic, arrogant, overweight, drunk, ugly and rodent like species. Aussie's tend to have sexual intercoarse with their siblings and this is a normal practice in their households. An overwhelming majority of the species are racist and unemployed. In turn they live off hard working persons tax payments. The majority of these hard workers are in fact lebonese. Back to the filthy creatures, Aussie. Overall, they are blatantly, socially delayed, unethical, inbred, morbid and tend to abuse illicit drugs like marijuana. They are also under the influence of alchaholic beverages the majority of the time and start drinking at 10am. The also walk around barefoot and need to invest in shoes.
Anyone who calls themself Australian is an Aussie and they usually have red knecks.
Aussie by 123#321 July 8, 2011
A nickname for Austin. Also, a line of hair products. They produce Shampoo&Conditioners, Hairspray, Mousse, etc. Smells great.
Aussie by especial June 17, 2009
aussie is a non-kiwi. Live on alcohol and koalas. Ancestors were convicts. Suck at rugby. Have horrid nasal accents that get them in crap in France. Generally suck.

Emigrate over to NZ because we're obviously better.
aussie by Bonniekins February 25, 2007
Fisherman born and raised in Australia but has embraced the Canadian sport of icefishing as long as there is beer, fun and cards as part of the mix!
Tim is all Aussie when it come to our ice fishing trip.
Aussie by whisperer January 27, 2009
An amazing airsofter who wears a cool hate and even though he may only have a pistol he is a good airsofter and a good guy.

Good friend.

Hey Aussie I love your hate!
Me: Hey Aussie Nice Game!
Aussie: Thanks Man You too!
Aussie by AnAirsofter April 14, 2011