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auntie tomina

based off of uncle tom.

women who let men walk all over them/their kids. never stand up for themselves, but then later complain about it. allow themselves to become slaves to the men in their life. they consistently choose their man (husband or boyfriend) over everything, even their own kids.
person 1: "my mom's new boyfriend is a piece of shit. I told her to kick him out, but she said that if I didn't like it I could move out!"
person 2: "what a fucking auntie tomina"
by Nothanksjustpublish August 18, 2019
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Aunt Irma

Aunt Irma arrived today, so I'm feeling lousy.
by Dictionary Monkey September 30, 2009
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auntie flo

A nickname/code word used as an alternative when a girl or woman is on her menstrual cycle or her period.
jane: "hey betty, you wanna come over after school today?"

betty: "nah, i'm having a visit from auntie flo and i don't feel too well about it."
by H.J.S. July 28, 2006
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Aunt Stabby

That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.
I hope Aunt Stabby doesn't come to the family reunion and cause a scene.
by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
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aunt mother

A woman your father impregnated who happens to be both your aunt and mother. The looped branch of the family tree.
One session changes family structure and status. Too many new titles starting with two people, aunt mother and uncle father.
Nine months before you were born, your aunt mother and uncle father hooked up at a family reunion. things happened - you got a mother, uncles, father, aunts,great aunts, great uncles, grand Oh fuck! it gets confusing but you get the point.
by cormonza1@aol.com May 14, 2009
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Aunisme

A disease infected by believers of conspiracy theories (Freemasonry, Flat Earth, New World Order, The Plandemic, etc.). Commonly used in Malaysia.
I heard Zuya had stopped sending their kids to school because education is part of the Freemason’s agenda to conquer the world. Looks like he’s suffering from Aunisme.
by True Malay February 23, 2021
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Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.
Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."
by Movianne February 20, 2019
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