Arturd

Someone who is a chick-magnet but can't get a gf to save his life. He is usually smart, attractive, and good at playing the violin.

Know anyone good-looking and can play the violin. Sorry, we don't know any Arturd's

by ArturLover69 December 31, 2021

Arturd

A sweet guy who somehow always finds you when you need to have a good cry and comforts you

Thank you God, for having an Arturd in my life

by imnatkidding January 1, 2022

asturels

A group of stars that combine to create a life form of pure matter

Tonight there is going to be asturel forming tonight asturels are pretty.

by Demon max January 26, 2023

Assturder’s Syndrome

When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.

“So how’d it go with big D last night?”

“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”

by Assturders May 4, 2025

Assturdbating

The act of squatting above a toilet, seat up with both feet planted firmly upon the toilets cool porcelain bowling, knees pointed outward so that heels point toward each other. While balancing upon the bowl, the person proceeds to reach between their spread knees , under their genitalia aiming toward the anus with both hands and when the butt cheeks are withing reach, grab each cheek in a tight grip and begin pulling the cheeks apart. At this point one's head will be positioned with their genitals at about eye level pov but upside down. As if they were trying to crawl into a rabbit hole while performing a front flip. Once the position is achieved take a deep breath and headbutt the lower belly and hold the pressure with your brows and forehead while kneading your butt cheeks violently and pushing the contents of your bowels out. If done properly without slipping or falling or breaking a hip, the pressure upon the intestines coupled with the angle of pressure and separation of the backdoor mudflaps, should result in a steamy pile exiting the bowels. Assturdbating.

Robbie thought it was perfectly normal to assturdbate until he was caught doing so by his father who quickly and violently corrected the young man.

"What's that guy doing in there?" Asked John
"He is probably assturdbating. The opiates constipate him." Replied Susan.

"Assturdbating is a common act down south. It is not considered taboo to do so multiple times a day"

by BillyLaPierre509 June 8, 2025

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