cubic assload

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

by Gordo June 5, 2003

assload

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

by Thomas Pants, PhD January 14, 2004

assklown

When a rotten ass makes a klown of himself

"That was wrong, assklown!"

by Clover February 25, 2003

assclown

1. A person that is so silly and embarassing that neither the word "ass" or the word "clown" can properly describe them.

2. One who takes part in bafoonary, douchebaggery, or general just-too-muchary, often because of drinking alcohol.

3. To be embarassing or embarassed by your actions.

Also see Assclownery

Synanyms: Bafoon, Buttclown, Drunkard

1. Bill is really an ass for sharting in the bar. He is also a clown for telling everyone about it. But he is certainly an assclown for not going home from the bar and spending all night with a poopy butt.

2. If these girls don't leave with us, let's just get hammered and act like a bunch of assclowns.

3. I feel like an assclown after seeing thos pictures of last night.

by tdeligia May 23, 2007

Asslofter

When feeling a stomach ache brewing , you sit on the toilet and expext a lovely dump. But for some reason between the areas of your groyn and asswhole you feel a horrible pain. you squeeze to drop the bomb but its stuck there like a piece log of wood. you squeeze and squeeze but the more you do it the more it hurts and cuts your asswhole.

James - Why were you screaming in the toilet earlier on ?

Willis - İ had a asslofter

by CheapFiction June 11, 2010

assclown

Someone who repeatedly makes an ass out of themselves to the point that others find it laughable. They are usually the last to realize how moronic they sound when they are trying to sound intelligent.

See "Jimmy Kimmel"

Jimmy Kimmel is an assclown.

by 24realdoe May 23, 2018

assalope

Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such

That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!

by Brad Albert November 5, 2005