asspirate

Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks

Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass

by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

ASSPAT

1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.

Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!

by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009

Asspiration

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.

Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.

by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015

asspenis

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

asspanel

Flat white spotty ass, flattened from prolonged exposure to hard wooden chair.

Ive been sitting so long that ive developed a bad case of asspanel.

by Netdevel January 21, 2005

Asspapsmear

Probing a woman's ass with tongue, finger or wang, akin to a doctor performing a papsmear.

After her gyno appointment the wife wasn't in the mood for romance until I began performing an Asspapsmear add

by NSAssman July 2, 2016

Assperger

A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.

Nick Burns, the company computer guy has classic Assperger's syndrome.

by Thomas J. Webb January 9, 2008