Assbitch

Someone who is whiny, annoying, self-centered, and generally just a jerk; can describe a male or female, but it's funnier when it's a guy.

"Taro can be a real assbitch sometimes."

by HomicidaLxFisH October 20, 2004

assitosis

An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.

Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.

by Doctor Salami July 7, 2005

Assmitten

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

by Shambler August 26, 2004

Asshit

Combination / play on words of the terms "as shit," as in "that was funny as shit," and "ass shit," as in "that was some funny ass shit"

Used as the ultimate adjective (when viewed in adjective form).

(something described asshit is much more than simply as shit)

Phil Mccrevis: Man did you see that To Catch a Predator that I was on?

Chris hansen: Yeah dude that was funny asshit.

by LurryDauve May 6, 2010

asspionage

Process whereby a peeping tom ogles womens' naked asses, often while masturbating outside a window or door.

Phred was a master at practicing asspionage outside Cara's house.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

assbitch

The being of an ass and a bitch at the same time.

Stop being an assbitch!

by amandamanderz August 19, 2009

AssPiss

AssPiss is the act of dropping ones trousers (pants), tucking the scrodum and penis behind ones legs, and proceeding to pee backwards. Most frequently occurring at fraternity recruitment events.

Nick: "Hey guys!"
Crowd: "What?" (while turning to face Nick)
Nick: "AssPiss 2011, whewwww!"
Crowd: "What the fuck is wrong with that kid."

by WSUATOASSPISSER September 14, 2011