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Assess the situation

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.
by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016
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Personal risk assessment

Abbreviated P.r.a,
What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!
by Sexydimma December 27, 2021
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bitch assness

a commonly used phrase meant to indicate a stank attitude usually used by diddy
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random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.
While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.
by Amy W April 2, 2007
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Assessment

Judgment of the motives, of shady crazy malicious people..
Dude im just going to sit back and make a assessment this situation...
by Killin You September 18, 2010
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Assessinate

(v.) To analyse something to death; to assess or debate something beyond rationality until the only possible reaction is to drop it and let it lie. To assess an issue, situation or decision so long and hard that it loses all meaning, perspective or interest; to scrutinize a person beyond reason such that the assessor and/or assessed loses interest or the will to live.

conj. assessinat -es; -ing; -ed. See also Assessination.
(1) Britney Spears was was assessinated by the popular media. (2) Sandra had been single for five years; she tended to assessinate men. (3) Tom assessinated his choice of university degree subject and took a gap year instead.
by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010
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Driving Assessor

A person that assesses how much you suck at driving. They often fail you the first time you go for your test in effort to gain an extra $55.
guy 1: That guy lost $110
guy 2: he must of seen the Driving Assessor.
by woaeyu July 8, 2011
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