by Lizbuff September 20, 2022
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D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.
by QuacksO January 8, 2023
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Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.
Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.
by averylikeableperson August 14, 2023
Get the Assfart mug.1. A rapid increase in the price of toilet paper, usually as a result of inflation.
2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.
2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.
“Lisa was shocked by the assflation she recently observed while shopping for toilet paper at her local grocery store.”
by BuzzedCP October 26, 2025
Get the Assflation mug.tall 6'5" handsome man with a huge cock, brown hair, incredibly gassy and smart :) he's buff and center of attention but is so humble he would in game himself :) so humble and Cute I'm gonna moongoon all over him and force transition him to a femboy and become a feeker for him
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Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!
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Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!
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Me: I'm gonna inflate you, cyrus assfart!
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