asscow

one who is such a jerkoff that no other term bearing the word ass would apply to him. Asscow must be used to sufficiently express his overall.....well, asscowness.

I can't believe you gave my monkey porn to jack off to, you asscow!

by GTmiata November 30, 2003

assgoblin

To like giving it up the ass.

Nick is an assgoblin.

by Ozzy21 June 24, 2005

Asscock

Its like saying a donkey's dick, like an ass' cock, its like saying someones a complete chodumpole

you chug some serious asscock

by BigBlackBenjamin June 5, 2007

pig-sacked asscowboy

^^^^^You, if you dont press the publish button up there.

That guy is a real pig-sacked ass-cowboy for not publishing my urbandictionary word, pig-sacked asscowboy

by nichchiss April 10, 2010

assgoblins

Assgoblins is a term for herpies of the asshole. The pain and sores are cuased by constant bites and sratches of the Assgoblins living in your anal crevice. Some people have intence forms of Assgoblins and some even have a city of Assgoblins in their gluteus maximus hole. Either way, if you suspect to have an Assgoblin or even a village of Assgoblins in your ass crack, then seek medaical attention immediately.

Bob: dude, i think i got a case of assgoblins
Frank: shit son, get that checked. i herd they spred like Paris Hilton's legs.
Bob: ah shit man i dont want assgoblins
Frank: well it looks like ur fucked my friend.

by Asssman February 4, 2008

assgobbler

An insult, meaning eating or stuffing your face full of ass. It can also mean having your breath smell like ass, or just being a gay person.

Brenden is such a fucking assgobbler.

by Lemon February 5, 2005

asscock

A penis-like member protruding from the base of the tailbone. Usually results from having a lot of sand in your vagina.

Andrew Bradford Hart is extremely self-conscious about his asscock. Shouldn't have eaten so many bagels, Drew!

by Captain Ace December 28, 2005