assball 

any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games

we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.

assball by QBall® March 9, 2003

assbabble 

When someone is talking out of their ass or saying things that aren't true out of pure ignorance or stupidty. Or if it's just dumb rambling

Quit your assbabble.

assbabble by silencer999 May 9, 2006

asswag 

When a dog wags its tail so hard, its whole ass wags.

Wow, your dog doesn't just wag his tail, he wags his whole ass!
Yeah, he gets a major case of asswag whenever we've been out for the day.

asswag by Rod London April 2, 2011

assbarf 

to assbarf
from the Latin assious barfious
the act of barfing out of your ass

Oh shit man, I just had a nasty assbarf
<kankraka> I'm assbarfing

assbarf by port9 January 28, 2004

assbogganing 

to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.

N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)

son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.

Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.

son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)

assbogganing by Uncle Dimma February 24, 2013

Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003

Cocksexual Assfaggot 

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.

Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

Cocksexual Assfaggot by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008