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by Allah August 3, 2004
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Assassin's Creeded

Climbing something with extreme skill. Acting like one of the main characters from Assassin's Creed. Climbing a wall like a ninja on steroids.
Dude, did you see that? That guy just Assassin's Creeded the empire state building in 5 minutes! That is SO AWSOME!!!!!!
by ghostjustin4 (youtube) March 21, 2011
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Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012
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Shadow Assassin Armor

This is an armor in the gamemode Skyblock in Hypixel, the minecraft server
This armor has a lot of damage and helps a lot. It usually costs like 35m in total. The most expensive piece is the chestplate, costing 30m due to its rarity and use.
me: ah, finally I got shadow assassin armor, lets test it!
my coop: ☭☭☭
by Apple CEO May 10, 2021
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Assassibait

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and jerking him off before he realizes what is happening.
Josh assassibaited William.
by Kirbstreet February 27, 2015
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Assassin Phone

1. A phone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

2. The ultimate phone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin phone!"
by Assasin phone CEO September 3, 2007
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Silk Assassin

A cat like female - a femme fatale - moves with grace and cunning, but beneath the surface lay dark and dangerous motives, a master plan that only she knows about.

She weilds the powers of seduction and no man can withstand her. If she invites you to her bed, you may never wake - but if somehow you do, know this is not a female to be taken lightly.

The Silk Assassin prizes several virtues above all others - honesty, integrity, and intelligence.

Dont fuck with her, or you'll get cut.
Fred says, "Damn, that girl got some sweet boo-tay!"

Jeff replies, "Careful man, dat be some Silk Assassin. You watch yo' mouth or you gonna lose your fuck stick"
by Nixpayn December 7, 2004
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