ASMDSS

Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said. A virtual repository of stories, descriptions, and legends of the badass actions and sayings of Drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military, with a focus on Army Drill Sergeants.

ASMDSS not only tells stories of epic badass motherf*ckers, it also actively supports other military members through the profits of memorabilia it sells.

ASMDSS just raised money for a service member in need while telling the story of how a badass Drill Sergeant turned a bunch of crybabies into men and women that don't get their panties twisted over some slight discomfort.

by 12BEngineer November 28, 2012

amuse-bouche

1. a small appetizer meant to tease the palate before the meal

2. a small amount of sex ("amuse the bush") at the start of the day that is not enough to satisfy but to tease before the main course later in the day

1. "The crostini with pan-seared fois gras was a delightful amuse-bouche."

2. "Yep, I woke up at 7 but had to leave the house at 7:15 so we had a 5 minute amuse-bouche before showering and going to work- can't wait for the main course."

by DJJC October 24, 2007

amusement

A synonym for entertainment.

"I got some amusement from trolling."

by OmfgASquirrel July 29, 2009

Asus Repair Kit

An Asus repair kit is a hammer. Often used on old Asus motherboards or just any Asus motherboard that doesn't work.

My old Asus motherboard broke, so I decided to use my Asus repair kit on it.

by Tgump July 7, 2008

Asus eee pc

An Asus eee pc is tiny, awesome and has a few trickable outable features... however:

This laptop may be cool and look cooler but it comes with an operating system fit for a six yearold who will die of aids if he doesn't learn to click on icons by accident.

These tiny laptops are best to buy if you feel like spending a little bit more on mods :

-External CD drive helps for installing a less babyplay OS
-An extra monitor for home use.. this may sound silly but if you don't have it you'll want it.
-At least one USB flash-memory device with more than 1gb memory on it really helps.
-A USB Mouse
-A USB Keyboard

Mary: "hey john! I just got an asus eee pc!!"
John: "Did you buy a shitload of extras for it?"
Mary: "HELL YEAH! £60s worth!!!"

by Sprouticous REX July 18, 2009

ASMDSS

Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said
The above statement explains everything.

Have you heard of ASMDSS? No? Beat your face!

by TheFirstBrando November 28, 2012

ASMDSS

Awesome Shit My Drill Sargent Said. It was originally started as a Facebook page ran by current and former Drill Sargent's, to show a lighter side of the going on of military life and its times and hardships it has since expanded into a world wide battle buddy system that seeks to help those in need of assistance that are prior military or current. It provides a way for like minded to communicate and blow off a little steam at times. They have expanded beyond the reaches of Facebook with their own site . if your not on their Facebook page and on the website then assume front leaning rest and BEAT YOUR FACE!

When asked what is the first place you should search when new to Facebook the answer will be asmdss

by dreamchilled November 28, 2012