Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

Ashton Irwins feet

Get some damn socks.

*Ashton irwins feet Instagram story post*
5sos stans; “Ahston, We get it you like feet. But don't you sell socks? PUT THEM ON!!”

by Niallhorans_ankles28 August 25, 2021

ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

by my name's demi moore June 27, 2006

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

Ashton

The most sexiest, awesome person alive. The best friend you could ever ask for

Becky: Did you see that guy?

Stacy: Yeah. He was totally Ashton.

by fffreak12119 February 20, 2009

ashton irwin

the ultimate boomer

"do you know ashton irwin?"
"oh yeah, he's that drummer who's a boomer!"

by streampizzaby5sos March 28, 2020

Ashton

Ashton is one of the best guys you will meet. He needs people there for him and can have a soft spot for you. His blue eyes are like looking up at the sky. He deserves so much better than how he has been treated in his life.

Ashton

by Immapotato:) March 13, 2021