ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009

Wyatt AARP

Clint Eastwood's next movie portrayal....

After his speech at the Republican convention, Clint Eastwood was tapped to play Wyatt AARP.

by sheila in the car September 2, 2012

ASAP

immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)

We need to get out of here, ASAP.

by Light Joker September 23, 2005

Asap Rocky

To do something a warp speed

yo, john, call me asap rocky!

by big ole cocksucker December 9, 2020

ASAFP

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

by urmommycock August 4, 2011

ASAPed

the verb for when you are playing xbox live and a small child comes on and starts swearing and whining trying to act cool but really pisses everyone off and screams something when he kills you

little kid: YEAH! I JUST ASAPED YOU! JUST LIKE I DID WITH YOU MOM IN BED LAST NIGHT!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!

by 七 October 16, 2009

asarcasmia

The terminal illness of those devoid of understanding and appreciation of sarcasm.

Your chronic asarcasmia makes it difficult to have a long conversation with you.

by ArgieNomad September 10, 2015