Assburgers syndrome

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner

No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome

by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016

asburger

A faggot who has a strange paranoia of hotdogs, thinking they are evil/demonic

A fat faggot walks down a street in New York, sees a hot dog stand, they then hide in a bush for the next 12 hours waiting for it to close, so no information can be found on them.

2 other people walk down the street saying "Wow, that fag has some serious asburgers"

by Carl_Stevens 9988 February 28, 2017

arsemunger

A person who mungers arse. Like a fish munger but with ARSE! Usually used to discribe a man with homosexual tendencies.

Your man is such an arsemunger!

by jimmy the ginge January 4, 2008

Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

Assburger

An autistic person that is an asshole

Man my brother us an assburger

by DJ_R3AP3R23 December 25, 2018

Assburger syndrome

The puzzled look brandon willis gives you while conversing with you

Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!

by Mudnanner February 2, 2017

arsebadger

One who covets living up an anus for safety and camouflage, always unsolicited

Pepe you arsebadger have you know shame, she's enormous

by maximus hall 1V March 6, 2012