armadillon

A female who:
1) Is awesome
2) has a cruty outer covering, and
3) carries leprosy, although immune to the disease herself, much like an armadillo

Whoa, Amanda, you are awesome, have crusty skin, and gave me leprosy (much like an armadillo); from this day on, you are dubbed: ARMADILLON.

by branch lugrand October 3, 2006

Sunny The Armadillo

Hey, It's Ghost (From WM), I've got A huge account here, and I'd just like to say Sunny The Armadillo is overrated.

He'll never find me here!

by Zach G. January 15, 2004

Armadillo Maniac

This is London/Stockholm slang for proper ginger man. The person is usually a slow driver and a poor shot. He hides his obvious alcoholic tendences behind his job as a anti prohibition advocate. So not the sharpest swordfish in the sea

Why don't you Armadillo Maniac it?

by BruteWarmonger February 4, 2018

Armadillo

The process of taking off your fingernails having sex and then cumming on the girls back, and sticking your nails to her back, using the cum as a glue

Guy A: yo i had some freaky sex last night
Guy B: yeah? what did you do?
Guy A: pulled an Armadillo on her
Guy B: *wakes up from nightmare*

by Fireboss76 July 2, 2020

Pink Armadillo

The misconstrued pink pig hanging from the rear view mirror... described by an actual pig, as a pink armadillo. Further defined as piglet... or a man who needs more than one woman at a time.

He IS a Pink Armadillo... Enough Said!

by JennyBruHaHa July 5, 2010

TEAM ARMADILLO

A foursome of golfers; which includes a gimp, a guy with one nut, and two guys who suck at golf.

Team Ramrod destroys Team Armadillo every year at the golf outing.

by JMMB LFSL December 30, 2011

Nutty Armadillo

A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.

After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.

by Stan Trebazi January 19, 2012