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Q'APLA

Klingon for 'success'.
What Klingons wish each other before battle or other critical situations. As
a) Klingons are always before battle and
b) Klingon has no words for 'Hi, have a nice day' q'apla is also used as a normal greeting.
None. Q'apla. is always used in a one word sentnece only (and usually shouted).

Warrior A: Q'apla!
Warrior B: Q'apla!
Warrior C-Z: Q'apla!
by Oliver Gassner July 14, 2006
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applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!
by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009
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appular

That piece of fruit is extremely appular.
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Fake-applauding

When you are clapping your hand but making no sound. So it looks like you are clapping your hands, but in reality you don't care.
He was fake-applauding at the opera yesterday.
by Ni2k February 19, 2011
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adulation

Few young actors had received greater adulation than did Marlon Brando after his performance in wordA Streetcar Named Desire/word.
by LarstaiT November 10, 2003
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Balls applause

The process in which your balls slap against one another or against your thigh, creating a clapping noise.
"Fuck Tom, quit jumping...i'm tired of hearing your balls applause."
by kixcheerios March 16, 2010
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apuLt

This has many definitions but i shall save the best for you
1.The action of Waxing pubes
2.Horse Cum Laxative
dude last night my girlfriend apuLted me

LMFAO i fed my friend some apuLt
by TeamSynchronize July 1, 2008
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