Another term for short-sheeting, a practical joke where the lower sheet is folded back--effectively halving the bed's length--and placed under another blanket to disguise what has been done. The victim, often the joker's roommate, is meant to climb in, find him/herself unable to actually lie down, and look like an idiot.
Frank Zappa (shouting at his roommate after supposedly falling victim to one): This is an apple pie bed too far, Don!
by typacsk January 10, 2009
Get the apple pie bed mug.The act of fingering a girl, which her insides feel like a warm lubed piece of bubble wrap, hence apple pie.
"Me and Fernie-Bitch went at it for hours. I love apple pie-ing her."
"I totally apple pied Angie last night while her mom recorded everything. It was the best night of my life!" she exclaimed.
"oh man...it smells like someone was raw apple pie-ing an old pussy."
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by Dickn Meh n Pussies 'R' Us January 30, 2009
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Person 1: Dude! Did you see that chick drinking an apple pie shot?
Person 2: Yea! She sure can stuff a lot of cream in her mouth.
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I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.
by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017
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if your a white american citizen then come on up
if your not, then go to camden or something
if your a white american citizen then come on up
if your not, then go to camden or something
by Bill March 23, 2005
Get the Apple Pie Hill NJ mug.When Jamie fell off her chair and started licking the carpet, it became apparent that she was rather apple-pie-in-the-sky.
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