Android

A computer virus made for linux kernel by Google to steal your data.

iOS users: Why don't you get an iPhone?
Android users: Android might be a pile of shit, but it's a better pile of shit.

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

android

A robotic creation designed to mimic the look and often behavior of a human male; from the Greek "andr-," meaning "man," and the suffix "-eides," meaning "of the species; alike." Female-form robots are known as "gynoids," although coloquially android or the gender-neutral diminuitive "droid" can refer to both.

"Dude, I built an android girlfriend!"
"So you built a boyfriend?"
"What?"
"Nevermind."

by DaveZucker August 21, 2007

Android

Now one of the most used technology companies is Apple's competitor. Ever since 2008, this company now owned by Google was made about one year since the release of the original iPhone. Its first phone was the T-mobile G1, as it sparked a ton of other companies. Some of these companies are Samsung, Kyocera, Google's Pixel lineup, Huawei, Motorola, Oppo, HTC, and a ton of others. By today's standards, I would recommend getting the Samsung Galaxy S20 and S20 Ultra, with their amazing displays and the Ultras whopping 108 Mpx camera.

I've kept my Android phone for many years.

by Nebulon38 March 17, 2020

Android OS

A Mobile Operating System made by Google.

VERSION LIST:
1.1 Unnamed 9 Feb, 2009
1.5 Cupcake 30 April, 2009
1.6 Donut Sep 15, 2009
2.0 Eclair Oct 26, 2009
2.2 Froyo May 20, 2010
2.3 Gingerbread Dec 6, 2010
3.0 Honeycomb Feb 22, 2011
4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich Oct 19, 2011
4.1 Jelly Bean July 9, 2012
4.4 Kitkat Sep 3, 2013
5.0 Lolipop Nov 12, 2014
6.0 Marshmallow May 28, 2015
7.0 Nougat August 22, 2016
8.0 Oreo August 21, 2017

Android OS is for Mobile devices.

by mrmajik45 November 12, 2017

Androidism

the Android version of Racism

Cop 1: I Shot the Android, because I dont believe in Androidism
Cop 2: Dude, that's messed up, haven't you learn from 2017?
Cop 1: Hell no, imma be a Androidist for life

by Lord Meltza July 17, 2019

Androided

When someone uses an android only feature against u.

Bob: "you got androided, hahahaha"

by Its_Just_MATT13 December 29, 2022

I am the android sent by CyBerlife

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.

Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.

by SapoMalo June 7, 2021