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Ovary Angle

The angle at which you can see right up a woman's skirt, all the way down her hole.
That hot chick on that moped had all the guys on the street positioned at her ovary angle
by niveartline January 30, 2009
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Anglerfished

The state of a friend who has passed from their current stage in life onto the next one, often resembling a state of death. In reference to the mating stage of anglerfish where the male fuses to the body of the female and ceases to be an individual. Similar to being pussywhipped but with no hope of return.

This occurs with young men who once they have begun a relationship, begins to disappear from general society. This process will continue until they are left as a squiggling decayed mass attached by the face to their mate's hindquarters while they troll the dark unlit depths together as a single unit.

Much like the male anglerfish after he attaches to a host, this friend will slowly begin to dissolve and become unrecognizable as the person you once knew.

Any fuzing is not totally permanent however, the subject may be allowed to have momentary glimpses of the life they formerly knew. While they may enjoy the brief periods of separation, they will always return to their space at their mate's rear quarter panel.

Beware: any permanent separation will be fatal: if the male angler fish is forcibly detached (such as a breakup) he will attempt to resurface, only to quickly realize that no one is there to pull him out of the water. Upon this realization, the former angler fish with thrash about as its body starts to join it's mind in death. These are it's death throes. But do not weep at the sight, for the angler fish died long ago.

TL;DR your friend is gone, find a new one.
Priest to congregation: Now we lay to rest our brother Tanner, he had a fondness for life and having fun with his friends. Alas he no longer with us, but he will live on in our memories.

Tanner: guys I'm right here, but I have to go see my girlfriend in 15 minutes.

Priest: The poor soul doesn't know it yet, but he's already gone. Anglerfished to his beloved girlfriend of 5 weeks. We pray for fair winds and following seas for our dearest Tanner.

Congregation: Godspeed and Open Waters.
by Drink With Us November 25, 2018
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v-angle

The acute angle created by the spreading of the legs in a female. The apex being at the groin. The angle is noted to be increased in direct correlation with promiscuity.
Dude she's been around the block. Check out THAT v-angle. It's almost obtuse!
by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017
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angel angle

a girl who takes sexy pictures from a creative angle. Although sometimes she takes them at the perfect angle.
That girl Rik is a pro at the angel angles, but then she hit me with a pic at the right angle and blew my mind.
by mattsj July 3, 2018
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fat girl angle shot

a photo of a tubby girl which makes them appear not tubby by the use of a flattering angle.
1: dude, check out this hottie i'm meeting up with later, i'm gonna bang her silly
2: bro, that's a fat girl angle shot, guaranteed this fattie is 180+
1: whatever bro, see you later
later....
1: what has been seen cannot be unseen
by JinJinJinJinJin April 3, 2011
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angle side side

a non-existent theorem in geometry that you can use to piss your teacher off.
student: do we have to know the angle side side theorem for the test?
teacher: i think you mean angle angle side.
student: geometry can kiss my angle side side.
by hudo January 20, 2010
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Facebook Angle

The opposite of a Myspace Angle. Basically, it is a photo taken at such an angle that it makes an attractive person look less attractive. Lighting is very important in Facebook angles, as is subtle elements such as background, facial poses, etc.
Person A: What the hell? Jen's Facebook pictures make her look terrible! She's beautiful in real life, what happened?
Person B: Well, she took them all at Facebook Angles. They make her look gross.

Person 1: So, you gonna post that pic you took earlier on Facebook?
Person 2: Hell no. It's shot at a total Facebook angle, and I didn't even know it.
by The Secks July 31, 2010
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