Anusthesiologist

A cosmetician who bleaches assholes.

I've got a date this weekend -- I need to visit the anusthesiologist stat!

by ohemlamyemla March 14, 2015

Anesthetic

A substance which inhibits your ability to feel pain which is considered optional by 20%-40% of healthcare professionals excluding dentists of which all actively avoid it's use and refuse to reschedule when it is out of stock.

Doctor: "Now sir, ordinarily you'd be under anesthetic whilst we insert this catheter in your urethra"
Patient: "can I reschedule?"
Doctor: "CaN i rEScHedULe? stfu pussy"

by para-z October 23, 2020

Anusthesiologist

A proctologist.

This sophisticated, beautiful lady is to see her anusthesiologist tomorrow for a deeply probing examination.

by Sardine Poopchute December 17, 2021

anesthetic use disorder

A disorder in which one can become addicted to anesthetics most commonly local anesthetics

Anesthetic use disorder

by 459395 August 18, 2024