And Then I Killed a House DJ

This is a phrase used to follow a string of items and distract from the list's content, usually to lessen the impact.

Today I went to the bank, got a bite to eat, crashed my car, and then I killed a house DJ.

by anditwasamazing October 21, 2016

And then you woke up

An expression or saying that is in response to something that embodies a foolish or nonsensical statement or remark.

Rogue: Laker's decade has already passed, I'm afraid you will root for the spurs when they are playing with our boys in blue in WCF, wishing the spurs to revenge your team by beating our boys in blue who would have already beaten the Fakers in the first round.
Kobe: And then you woke up.

by AceFreshhh April 8, 2009

...and then I found a fiver

At the end of a long story you now realise was really boring, you should always end that story with "...and then I found a fiver."

I was gonna eat some cheese. Then I realised I didn't want any and had some yoghurt instead...and then I found a fiver

by Terry 87 November 21, 2010

...and then I found $5.

a phrase you would say after telling a "funny" story, but the other person didn't laugh. Makes the story more interesting.

...and then I found $5.

by dreamer3759 April 4, 2011

and then the condom broke

When you see a person walking towards you and you are having a conversation, you say "and then the condom broke" right when the person gets in hearing range to freak them out.

*Rachel walks towards Vince and Nicole*
Nicole: ...and then the condom broke.
Rachel: WHAT?!!?

by vinnnifer May 19, 2010

and then we made out

A phrase used when speaking to someone who isn't listening to a word you're saying in order to get their attention.

Mallory: My cousin and I were christmas shopping the other day and....

*Caroline's not paying attention*

Mallory: And then we made out.

Caroline: WHAT?!

by mallymalmal December 14, 2009

and then a volcano erupted

After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards

Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.

Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.

by ManfredPang July 3, 2011