unwanted all-nighter

When you are legitimately trying to get a full night of sleep but you are unable to fall asleep, so you end up staying up all night. May be by choice after waiting too long to get to sleep, or by trying all night to get to sleep and not succeeding. Usually catastrophic when you have an important event or task the following day.
"Dude, I am so tired; I pulled an unwanted All-Nighter last night."
by Nas2play February 02, 2018
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Unwanted sweetcorn

The act of sodomy that ends with an unwanted surprise
John, I pulled out and found unwanted sweetcorn on my helmet!
by The Hoff 75 September 15, 2022
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Unwanted Harem

Not to be confused with Harem Genre, a genre of Japanese media that sometimes heavily relies on this trope. A common reaction from the man when a Harem plot begins and women start fighting for his attention. He might either think like a Celibate Hero, that the gratuitous quantity of boobs he is forced to see every day are just a bother, (comically missing the point that he is in an enviable situation) or see them as an obstacle between him and the girl he truly likes, or he may just find them annoying for one reason or another. A more likely reason, plot-wise, is the fact that the male lead cannot reciprocate all the girls' feelings without seeming to the audience to be cruel, manipulative, and misleading to the girls. So the far easier solution is to make him oblivious to their affection.
"Well, I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load,
I've got seven women on my mind.
Four that wanna own me, two who wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine."
-Eagles, "Take It Easy"
George:... Well, that's an Unwanted Harem if I've ever seen one.
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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The Most Unwanted Song

A song that was intentionally made to be as awful as possible.

"The Most Unwanted Song" (yes, that's really what it's called) was made after a couple guys made a poll asking what people like least in music. Results included soprano singers, children's choirs, cowboy songs, commercial jingles, bagpipes, political rants, etc.

After finding what people picked the most for the most irritating things in music and in general, these diabolic fellas made a 22-minute song composed of everything mentioned above...and then some. It was released in 1997 and took the world by storm. Recently it has experienced a bit of a renaissance thanks to the Internet.
Despite being intentionally horrific, "The Most Unwanted Song" has gained a small cult following, partly due to the fact that it's arguably not THAT bad. Some argue that it's actually good.

Others will even argue that it's better than "The Most Wanted Song," created at around the same time by doing the exact opposite of what they did to make "Unwanted," because "Wanted" is simply a very bland and stereotypical love ballad.
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the unwanted splash

When you're takin a dump and the toilet splashes your booty hole.
I love it when the unwanted splash happens and butt hole gets splashed with shitty toilet water, especially on public toilets.
by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018
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