Amazon Prime and Sexy Time

Like Netflix and chill, just more refined and expensive

Girl: 'Netflix and chill?'
Guy: 'Noooo, Amazon prime and sexy time is more my thing'

by THE_PARKINATOR November 17, 2016

amazonite 7xg

A legendary Steven Universe animator. Mostly active on youtube. Despite his young age, his animations are absolutely stunning.

Timothy: Steven universe animations are cringe.
Andrew: Well, not from Amazonite 7xg .
Timothy: Forgot about him, true!

by Theinterneter May 24, 2020

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

The Amazon Firefighter

This can be accomplished while you are having some great sex with a girl. When you start reaching your climax, grab a zippo and light her pussyhair on fire, then pull out your dick and extinguish it with your load.

Simon: Dude, did you have sex with Hannah yesterday, after the party?
John: Yeah, i lid her pussy on fire and pulled off The Amazon Firefighter.
Simon: Fuckin' sweet dude.
Arthur: A guy did that to me once. I ended up with 3rd degree burns in my ass.
John: What the fuck Arthur!?
Simon: Let's get the fuck outta here.

by Fapmaster November 28, 2012

Amazon Prime and Wine

The grown up version of Netflix and chill.

Sara: "Hey babe the kids are all tucked into bed. What would you like to do?"
Harry: "Netflix and chill?"
Sara: "Really what are we 16?"
Harry: "Amazon Prime and Wine?"
Sara: "I'll get the glasses"

by CherrySprinkles November 13, 2015

amazon prime and sexy time

basically the same thing as netflixs and chill, but for people with amazon prime.

"so martha what did you do with brad last night?"

"amazon prime and sexy time"

by elllllllllllllleee March 13, 2016

Amazon.com

A completely reliable web site where you can buy virtually anything. I prefer it over ebay because you don't need paypal and you don't have to go through the bidding process. Anyone that complains about long shipping is stupid, delivery estimates are clearly spelled out when you confirm your order, and you can do what I did and get free 2 day shipping for signing up for some trial.

Person: Why would anyone buy electronics at full price at a retail store when you can buy the exact same thing on amazon.com for much less?

Retard: My amazon stuff didn't come in the mail...durrrrr

Me: Just contact your seller... or report them to amazon directly if they don't respond

by CriticalAcclaim August 17, 2009