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she has a very kind heart and will never fail to make you smile.
She is Gorgeous and the love of you life
she thinks that she looks bad in photos but she is actually so beautiful.
she will always make sure that you are happy and you are okay.
she can be very sensitive and emotional and cries when she is mad.
she is also very, very loyal. once she finds the one she will only love them, forever.
when someone breaks her heart, she will be upset for a little bit
but she will laugh it off and find someone better.
usually her exes are ugly and she is way out of their league.
Alyshea is the best person I know.
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