Altoona Steamer

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One need not go to ohio for a Cleveland Steamer, we've got the Altoona Steamer.

by Steely McBeam June 17, 2008

Alton

noun- person- jamaican origin- masculine- A passionate lover of women. Wildly erotic and satisfying to the opposite sex. Extremely talented and creative while making women feel he really gives a shit. Void of sincere comittment. Will screw any female with half a vagina.

he's such an Alton, i came six times last night!

He's never gonna marry me! Fucking Alton!!

by googooman January 4, 2010

Altonio

Smart asf, hard working, is always ready to fight. He won’t hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. He says he’s loyal but will lowkey tank shit behind your back, but it is all out of love.

Altonio said he wants to fight, so you better wrap your weave up!

by Cammyboi November 26, 2018

Alton

Biggest douchebag ever

That guy is such an Alton

by Sksksk60 April 19, 2020

Alton

A very cute guy who short but is nice and mean and will stay loyal to women and will not cheat. He is smart and very sports like. Loves to joke and play but when it comes to family and friends he's serious. Girls this is your best life choice

Alton is soo cute but smart and shirt

by Litboii236 July 16, 2017

Altoona

A city in central Pennsylvania that once was a nice place to live & raise a family, though now is infested with a scourge of opiates, crack, & blizz. The whole place is crawling with hopeless souls who are so bummed, they use hard drugs to escape the misery of it all. Yet, at the same time, really believe Altoona is the only place that exists. On a lighter note. There are beautiful mountains & lush countryside. It's just 95% of the people are fake & dishonest. They believe that happiness is sinful & that the successful are just something to bitch & complain about. If you go, be sure to visit Sheetz. It's the one shining light of the place & has made it easy for the local population to be the lazy throwaway trash of a society it is. Poor Altoona. Almost everyone there is either a junkie, a snitch, in jail, a drunk, a thief, a liar, a republican, a racist, stupid, or all at the same time, & think that they are great. The place has a cloud of misery stationed over it. Those who think they're above it are actually pretentious downers who suffer from schadenfreude. Charity is an unknown concept & humbleness is seen as being weak. The place is totally backwards & fucked up. Your best bet is to just keep on driving and get the fuck out of there. It's poisonous.

I wish I could get out of this shithole they call Altoona. It sucks.

by Truthful5 May 26, 2017

Altona, NY

Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.

"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.

by Tona man derp a doo August 18, 2011