afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.

Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"

by the lorilax April 14, 2014

Saltercation

When to people get in an argument or fight because one or more of them is salty

(Girl 1 bumps into girl 2 in the hallway)
Girl 1: Why you runnin into people like that? (The Salty one)
Girl 2: I didn't do nuthin!
Girl 1: Bitch, you lyin!
(They start cat fighting)
Guy: Damn, look at that SalteRcation
Guy 2: Right?!

by crazy_staniel March 19, 2013

asterbation

Fingering your asshole for pleasure.

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.

by trickydoodah April 26, 2014

waltercation

A useless argument that nobody understands when you are drunk or under the influence of alcohol. Typically between someone named Walt and a handicap man in a wheel chair.

I was playing bingo when a waltercation happened because of a calling of a ball didn't happen. After further waltercation the bingo player had to wheel himself out the door

by Slinkygun73 May 12, 2016

alternating UPPER case

1.) A spin off of aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, alternating UPPER case has become a meme designed by random internet users who try so hard to assert their panic/will on the masses - Almost as if they are speaking from a pulpit dictating and virtue signalling to the masses from their bedroom using their (most likely) thumbs.

2.) Can also just be used for teh lulz, instead of the aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, to come across extra sarcastic.

1.) #GIVEtoTHEpoorRIGHTnow

2.) Jacob: oh YEAH, that's VERY smart, GEORGE!1!11!
George: Don't you "alternating UPPER case" me, dOuChEbAg!

by CZSPNKr April 24, 2020

Alterations

A low-class nerd that stays on the internet 24/7 that plays mainly Minecraft. If you're an Alterations, you seriously need help.

"Hey Alterations?"
"Yea?"
"You play Minecraft!"
"I know, I play it 24/7..."

by AlterationsG August 21, 2018

alter-cation

A noisy dispute during a wedding ceremony.

"Wayne's World 2" contains a copycat scene of the alter-cation from "The Graduate".

by QuacksO January 6, 2023