Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary

Son you just got alpine nut caked

by Briggysmalls December 10, 2020

Alpine Valley

Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.

Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 April 21, 2018

alpine lake rv resort

The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.

Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo

by December 07, 2020

alpine

high-performance racing tractor

"that alpine is going crazy on the grass"

by menlover2312 April 24, 2024

Alpine car

I recommend NOT getting this shit car it blew up on top gear🤣 so if u want to blow up this is the car you want. There old cars were decent though

The alpine car is gonna blow up

by S7.0113 November 25, 2020

Alpine Lunge

An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"

P1: Whoa did you see that?!

P2: What?

P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!

P2: Oh no! Boulders!

by campinchampion April 25, 2011

Alpine butterfly

A sex position where two people do the splits, front to front, wearing only a bobbly hat and shag.

I did the Alpine butterfly with my girl last night

by Cdoooooog October 10, 2022