ALAP

As. Long. As. Possible.

The ability to hold in a hit of marijuana for the longest amount of time possible. Related toASAP. Pronounced A-LAP

"Johny hold that hit in ALAP!"

"We need to hold the hit in ALAP to get maximum effects"

by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch July 2, 2012

NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 6, 2009

Alagappan

A half-flaccid boner. Too limp to satisfy anyone in bed yet hard enough to be noticed through ones pants. Normally seen as a prelude to a full-fledged stiffy or an indication of erectile dysfunction.

He sat there reminiscing about the childhood days he spent with his uncle when a passerby happened to notice is growing alagappan.

by Cuntface McFuckface October 8, 2019

ALAP

As Late As Possible

Mark: Hey Ben idk what time i'll be through with this party so come get me ALAP
Ben: Sounds good

by meth0d man January 24, 2011

apaapa

Apaapa is a name or surname for the best family around, very loyal and trust worthy and can rely on them easily, is also family to the one called RONAN APAAPA who is a skateboarder and YouTuber. Apaapa is common in many places and is a name known world-wide. This family will never let you down.

Woah can I get your autograph ronan apaapa

by Fresh prince of Whakatane June 5, 2017

aluap

An abusive person, or a bully, disgrace to humanity.

I have seen a man aluapping his dog.

by Aluap November 14, 2017

ALAP

“As late as possible”

Mom- “What time do you plan on coming home?”

Me- “ALAP”

by saucyg August 14, 2020